Church Feud
There was a feud between the Pastor and the Choir Director of The Hicksville Southern Baptist Church. It seems the first hint of trouble came when the Pastor preached on “dedicating yourselves to...
View ArticleComics say it best…
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree – and think 25 to life would be appropriate. - Jay Leno America needs Obama-Care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. - Jay Leno Q: Have you...
View ArticleDistrust of mainstream media at all time high, poll says… oh boo hoo!
Distrust of mainstream media at all time high, poll says… Well I wonder why NObody trusts the ObamaNUTS media! Distrust of mainstream media at all time high, poll says examiner.com/article/distru… via...
View ArticleI bought a new Chevy Avalanche…
I bought a new Chevy Avalanche and returned to the dealer yesterday Because I couldn’t get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. ’Nelson,’ the salesman said to...
View ArticleLet me get this straight…
Let me get this straight… we’re trying to pass a health care plan written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn’t understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn’t read it but exempts themselves...
View ArticleLemon pickers wanted… !!
Lemon Pickers Wanted !! The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. The foreman frowned and said, “I have to ask you this, “Have you had any...
View ArticleOMGosh… Two Hillbillies and HIND LICK! ROFLOL!
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a...
View ArticleYou May Be a Taliban If…
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth....
View ArticleA Sassy Letter To My Future Husband
Reblogged from Sassy Suze: Surviving your 20s with class and sass: (To start with I apologize for the delay in posting. WordPress and I were having a battle of the wits at LogIn, I've finally slayed...
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